Who am I?
What is the meaning of life? Are we alone in the Universe?
All very important questions, but probably not why you’re here.
Hello! My name is Lorna and I am the human behind Eat Myyy Thoughts.
I believe in…
✔ Plant-based eating, without the gimmicks
✔ Zero waste living, without the perfectionism
✔ Minimalism, without deprivation
I am so over…
✘ Smoothie bowls
✘ Inspirational quotes
✘ Social media (I’ve quit, actually)
I am highly suspicious of…
✘ People that massage kale (you shouldn’t be that intimate with salad)
✘ Anyone who suggests that vegetables are an acceptable alternative to bread
Why ‘Eat Myyy Thoughts’?
Remember Bart Simpson’s rebellious catchphrase ‘EAT MY SHORTS’? And then he’d pull his pants down and shake his bum at everyone?
Well, Eat Myyy Thoughts was created with that kind of spirit in mind! I’m staging my own personal revolt against overconsumption and our throwaway culture and trying to demonstrate how being a little more eco-friendly is good for you, good for the planet and good for your wallet.
Incidentally, I did used to flash my bum at people a lot when I was a kid. I was a spirited child! But that’s beside the point…
*And if all else fails, there’s food here!*
A little more about me…
Technically, I’m a cardiac nurse (BMedSci MNurs RN) and former speech and language therapist, but I currently work for a learning disability charity and do a bit of freelancing/temporary work on the side.
And to see me in ‘in the press’, check out my ‘Press & Collaborations‘ page.
And a little bit more, still!
I spend my free time pickling vegetables and learning to crochet.
I have a collection of vintage granny jumpers.
I’m really into upcycling.
I love being outdoors, particularly in the mountains.
I dream of living in the middle of nowhere with a couple of alpacas.
If you want to work with me, click here.