Who am I? 

What is the meaning of life? Are we alone in the Universe? 

All very important questions, but probably not why you’re here.

Hello! My name is Lorna and I am the human behind Eat Myyy Thoughts.

I live in the best area in all of England… CUMBRIA!

(For those of you that are not familiar, Cumbria is home to the Lake District, now a UNESCO heritage site, and is the birthplace of Sticky Toffee Pudding.)


I believe in…Lorna_H

✔ Plant-based eating

✔ Eco-friendly living

✔ Minimalism

(All in a pretty relaxed way!)


I am so over…

Smoothie bowls

Inspirational quotes

 Social media (I’ve quit, actually)


I am highly suspicious of… 

 People that massage kale (you shouldn’t be that intimate with salad)

Anyone who suggests that vegetables are an acceptable alternative to bread


Why ‘Eat Myyy Thoughts’?


Here I am, lovingly cradling some rhubarb…



Remember Bart Simpson’s rebellious catchphrase ‘EAT MY SHORTS’? And then he’d pull his pants down and shake his bum at everyone?

Well, Eat Myyy Thoughts was created with that kind of spirit in mind! I’m staging my own personal revolt against overconsumption and our throwaway culture and trying to demonstrate how being a little more eco-friendly is good for you, good for the planet and good for your wallet.

Incidentally, I did used to flash my bum at people a lot when I was a kid. I was a spirited child! But that’s beside the point… 



*And if all else fails, there’s food here!*



A little more about me…


Technically, I’m a nurse (BMedSci MNurs RN) and former speech and language therapist, but I’m also lucky enough to work with some of the brands I love through writing this blog!


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And to see me in ‘in the press’, check out my ‘Press & Collaborations‘ page.

And a little bit more, still!


I spend my free time pickling vegetables and learning to weave.

I have a collection of vintage granny jumpers.

I’m into upcycling.

I love being outdoors, particularly in the mountains.

I dream of living in the middle of nowhere with a couple of alpacas.





If you want to work with me, click here.